Me: Katie, smile!
Katie: How ’bout SCARY FACE?!
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It is a rather appropriate face for day 2 of potty training though, as I look at the pee pee laundry piling up. As of 2 pm today, we have 4 pairs of pants and panties soaking in the bathroom sink, and 4 pairs of shoes drying outside (hence the mismatched outfit 
?.) And the first 3 pees in the clothes were at home 
?! The first time, I was VERY understanding. “It was an accident, let’s try again next time!” The second time was 20 minutes later. I was displeased, but okay, it happens.
The first time, I was VERY understanding.
The third time, another 20 minutes later, I was definitely unhappy. I mean, this kid has been using the potty naked with very few accidents for a year. She knows better than to pee her pants 3 times in an hour literally 5 feet from her potty. Our apartment is not that big. She can even still see the tv while she goes ?. No excuses. So I let her know I wasn’t happy. At all. After that, we had 3 parking lot pees (this ship had no public bathroom), and 5 successful pees in the potty. That’s 11 pees and it’s 2 pm. Is it too early for a beer? Asking for a friend